Glamorous gowns, handsome men and all things Hollywood.
Before I go any further with my Oscars rant, I would like to say that although Bradley Cooper’s mustache made him look like a porn star, he is still the sexiest man alive. Now that is out of the way, let us talk about gowns. There was so much going on at last night’s Oscars. Mostly good things though. Although everyone was looking fabulous, I would like to say that Gweyneth Paltrow was looking like an angel. Her gown was one shouldered with a lengthy cape and was apparently “courtesy of Tom ford”. She kept it simple but she looked breath taking at the same time. Emma Stone looked young and chic in that red gown. Watching her in that dress made me realize one thing, that dress was only made for two people; and that is only me and Emma Stone and that is exactly why we need to become best friends. Although Giuliana Rancic was just interviewing on the red carpet, she shined brighter than most of the stars. The details on her gown were perfect and could make a person without a heart fall in love.
There was a lot of white on the red carpet and if my fashion weather gods (apparently they do exist) are right, it is about to rain long sleeved gowns with a little back action in the trend forecasting weather. The bridesmaids cast was looking amazing and still managed to crack dirty jokes while they were at it. Viola Davis looked her best in that green gown and I of course loved the natural hair. George Clooney looked as handsome as always and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler looked like beautiful in a Grecian-style Marchesa golden gown. But again, what else do you expect Clooney’s girl to look like.
I would like to say that I think that Jennifer Lopez is such a beautiful woman. But while I’m at it, I would like to say that that Zuhair Murad gown she wore would have been questionable if it was not on her. But I still pray to God that when I am forty and two babies later, I hope that my body looks as good as hers….and that is all wishful thinking of course.
But what happens when people who are paid to look beautiful are in one room? They probably try to out shine each other? I don’t know but there is only one woman who cannot be outshined and that is Angelina Jolie. Did anyone see those legs? Although I personally think that she is getting way too skinny, my opinion does not really matter because she gets to go back home to Brad Pitt.